But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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