We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Come on in and take your pants off
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