Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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