what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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