Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
