My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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