That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
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