I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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