Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
