Please, let me fuck your mom
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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