No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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