I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Randomize
