what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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