I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
