What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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