Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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