and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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