I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Too much gin, very little bucket
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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