did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize