when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Randomize
