Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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