for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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