oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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