youre lurking in front of me
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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