god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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