He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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