Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
time to smoke my breakfast
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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