Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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