"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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