i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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