My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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