He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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