I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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