i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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