and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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