Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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