Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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