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Please, let me fuck your mom
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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