It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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