You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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