That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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