on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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