One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Randomize
