i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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