did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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