Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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