I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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