She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm getting married
To pizza
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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