What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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