Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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