Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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