Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
my shit smells like andre
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
This is the high leading the old right now
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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