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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I am puke

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities

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(669): View more from California

sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall

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(256): View more from Alabama

'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option

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(616): View more from Michigan

Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.

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(530): View more from California

You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours

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(44): View more from United Kingdom

I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.

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