if only i could text you this smell
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
